OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.
I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.
Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
Fine, here’s a money reblog that’s less scammy feeling than that other one! :D
boi
…You know what, I don’t normally reblog these kinds of things, but who knows, maybe the universe will conspire to help me. Money would be very nice and useful right about now.
Hey folks - I’ve been saying I’d do this for a while, and I can’t reasonably procrastinate any further XD; it doesn’t look like I’ll fall under 1K due to a mass unfollow any time soon, so here it is: a Giveaway Of Stuff to celebrate the unparalleled artistry and productivity of the Hannibal fandom community. Please don’t make me go on about how great y’all are and the times we’ve had: I’m no good at that, but assume it’s true. I <3 you all.
This is realistically the only time I’m doing this so there are four (4) choices:
* An unopened copy of RADIANCE (@lovecrimebooks) and associated postcard art. (NB: I swapped in my copy for the photo as otherwise it would have depicted only my shiny face reflected in the shrink wrap.)
* A copy of Feeding Hannibal: A Connoisseur’s Cookbook by Janice Poon.
* A sundry collection of Hannibal fan art - postcards, stickers, buttons, charms, etc. More stuff included as I find it. I would tag the lovely artists but my records are very iffy, sorry for that! Please tag yourselves in if you like!
* A 1000 word minimum story or essay by me, on a prompt of your choice.
The giveaway will run until August 15, 2018. On the 15th, I’ll draw a winner from the entries at random, contact that person, and they will have 24 hours to let me know which of the 4 prizes they prefer. Then I’ll choose a second winner who gets to choose among the 3 remaining prizes, and so on.
“The universe instantiates all mathematically coherent phenomena. Our purpose here is to investigate, via complex telemetrics, those dimensions which contain mathematically improbable objects.”
After 7 months of brutal testing, Sarah Soze found in the Void an idea God had never had, drifting through the infinite dark like the husk of a desiccated insect, vast and cold.
“Objects beyond the Horizon have the potential to exist in our space. They are simply more likely to exist in dimensions which allow for greater probabilistic ambiguity, and so they slide out of our reality, in accordance with the Darwinian action of natural forces.”
Jason Armoise cut off his own right hand to make them open the door. They asked him bloodless questions about his choice. Why the right and not the left? Why a hand and not a foot? Why now, and not ten minutes ago, or ten minutes from now? He answered them until he passed out from loss of blood.
“Our instrumentation allows specialists to seek out those objects.”
We have broken the wall of Heaven to peer through the crack.
“These objects may represent wonders, like unrealized futures, or entirely different laws of physics. And we believe we can bring them here.”
Chained to the Observatory, our mad navigators plummet through the darkness in search of the shell of something never born.
“You are part of the most important project in history.”
Your will is counterproductive to our goals.
“Together, we can change the world in ways no one has ever dreamed possible.”
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
I need luck on this day
I need some luck rn
Get your bagel luck!
I’ll pray to the bagel god if it means this dizziness goes the fuck away.
Please Bagel.
Well, couldn’t we all use a little help?
Okay but only because this is the most absurd version of this meme I have seen to date and I love it
Okay but the bagel worked, I found out I get to go to my dream school a few hours after I reposted it 😍😍😍😍
